Sex, Drugs & Cocoa Roos

Mark is eating his usual dinner of Cocoa Puffs and Frosted Mini-Wheats mixed together in a bowl with chocolate milk. Mark insists on calling them by their off-brand names: Cocoa Roos and Mini-Spooners.

You see, when Mark was a kid, his mother made him and his brother finish an entire box of cereal before he could open another. But Mark wanted to mix them together. Mom wouldn't have any of it!

But now that Mark is all grown up.... he can do WHATEVER HE WANTS!