Sunday, February 1, 2009

Why I hate Mark

"Tim, how about an update?" Mark asked me.

"Well," I said, pausing to think for a moment. "I guess you could say that I've been in a pretty bad mood all day. I had a dream about my ex-girlfriend, and when I woke up I was covered in sweat. My heart was racing, my hands were shaking, I was angry and disoriented..."

"No," Mark replied. "I meant an update to the blog. How about you update the blog?"


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANKS, MARK, FOR BEING SO GOD-DAMNED CONSIDERATE! YOU ARE THE WORST FRIEND EVER!!!



AND YOUR FACE IS CREEPY!!!!





Now I'm going off to make some camomile tea and listen to Burial.

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