Friday Night Fever

The night before the highly-anticipated three-day weekend, the roommates stocked the apartment as though preparing for a siege. We bought Sour Gummies, sunflower seeds, Coca-Cola Classic (remember, Mark won't drink diet) & beer. Mark always buys one chocolate bar, one fruit-flavored candy, and something salty. Mark also purchased big Budweisers.

Here Mark shows off his big Budwesier, which he has inexplicably decided to place in a beer cozy proclaiming "Instant Redneck: Just add beer."


So impressed by the size of the beer bottle, Mark & Anthony insisted we show the "actual size" of the bottle by comparison with Anthony's forearm.


Anthony then proceeded to insist we show the bottle's "actual size" in comparison to his wang. Fortunately we stopped him at the last possible moment before he got too carried away.


With victuals and provisions well-stocked, we began our three-day sojourn. We had resolved to play video games and watch Lost until we passed out. Anthony had bought a new XBox game which we popped open and fired up. It was 8pm on Friday night and the long weekend was just beginning.

Mark lasted until exactly 8:30pm.

Having settled himself on the comfy chair with his blanket to keep him warm, he passed out half an hour into the weekend extravaganza.



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